The 5 year olds on toddlers and tiaras are sexier than I’ll ever be

my dad just turned to me and asked if i was pissed off that hes not the king and im not a princess

and now its time to go to bed

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

that is fucking awesome

i just read my entire blog

ok

(Source: buttfactory)

my kind of sort of arch nemesis and i just became friends on facebook

theres a 99% chance were both stalking the shit out of eachother

the other day in math these girls were screaming about how hideous mark zuckerbergs wife is
um

the other day in math these girls were screaming about how hideous mark zuckerbergs wife is

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here

I may have made a horrible mistake

I may have made a horrible mistake

I feel more like me than I’ve ever felt before